Total Medals Earned: 1,805 (From 267 different games.) Total Medal Score: 31,925 Points
Medals Earned: 4/6 (45/170 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/5 (15/115 points)
Beaten the first level.
Saved Kate.
Killed by every type of hazard.
Found the first Rune of Shalak.
Found the 8-bit world.
Medals Earned: 4/5 (90/190 points)
collect 4000usd or more
collect 12000usd or more
collect 24000usd or more
collect 48000usd or more
Medals Earned: 2/11 (20/495 points)
Listen to all songs
Beat Level 1
Kill 10 of each elf type
Beat Level 2
Beat Level 3
Kill 100 enemies with punches to the nuts
Beat Level 4
Beat any of the first four levels without losing any energy
Beat the final level without losing any energy
Beat the game once with each of the 3 playable characters
Beat Level 5
Medals Earned: 1/2 (25/50 points)
Escape the Golden Isle with your treasure!
Find the five rum bottles before the final treasure.
Medals Earned: 3/6 (45/80 points)
Unlock Gen. Arden
Reach Sky Fortress
Unlock 0013
Unlock Lord Harvesdale
Medals Earned: 21/21 (380/380 points)
The sound of silence...
It's just too hard to resist...
Let's take this outside!
Only losers give up and go home alone.
Love hurts.
Fun to ride, but don't let anyone catch you on one.
Sometimes things are best kept to yourself!
Nothing like that first taste of cold beer!
Put em up.
Sometimes you just have to establish dominance.
Ohh noo! She's beached as bru!
Drink til you drop.
Chicks before dicks.
They looked like mints, but they weren't at all!
Can anyone say... Date rape?
Proven to double your chances!
Ahh... There's nothing like a little Asian takeaway!
Treat her like a lady.
...a hell of a good time!
There's clearly no one that you can't please!
You are officially the master of scoring!
Medals Earned: 9/14 (190/425 points)
Get a game over.
Pause the game.
Destroy an enemy by deflecting a projectile at it.
Play a custom game with only jets.
Squish a pedestrian by pushing tank over it.
Regenerate a total of 10 health bars over the game.
Kill 10 enemies with the zeppelin's laser.
Beat story mode.
Survive 5 minutes on Missile Crisis.
Get a 20+ combo.
Survive 10 minutes in Custom Mode with all units set at maximum intensity.
Get a score of 10,000 in Grenade Juggler.
Get a score of 100 in Pancake Factory.
Beat story mode on hard.
Medals Earned: 6/9 (160/285 points)
Spend less than 5 minutes on the instructions.
Press A to view your inventory
View Credits
Press the M Key to Mute the Game
View all of the Bios
Find John Van Deusen's lost pick.
Spend more than 5 minutes on the instructions
Find SevenSeize's Secret Movie
Find Magical-Zorse's Hidden Flash
Medals Earned: 10/10 (130/130 points)
Submit Highscore
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Have completed the game